obsesticatedwhovian:

BROADCHURCH SERIES 2 COMMERCIAL ASDFGHJKL

Are you sure it wasn’t Gracepoint? Because they’re still shooting series 2 and there’s nothing about a commercial on DT’s website.

being---sherlocked said: Hey, tnx for your answer...Watched "Recovery" twice last night, it`s brilliant... David is brilliant... I haven`t watched movie that good for a long time... Also if you haven`t watched The Escape Artist with him, I recommend... :)

Hi! It’s amazing, isn’t?? I pretty much watched everything DT did and Escape Artist is among my favourites! Have you watched Casanova or Single Father? :)

thetravman:

americaninthedeerstalker:

thetardis:

largerthanlifeus:

consultingskeletontribute:

somesortof-death-frisbee:

imyouraziraphale:

One

two

three

four

I declare

a time war. 

 #five 

#six 

#seven 

#eight 

#daleks scream 

#EXTER-MIN-ATE

Nine,

Ten,

Eleven,

Twelve.

The Doctor died,

and Silence Fell

Twelve,

Eleven,

Ten,

Nine. 

Here he goes,

back in time.

Eight,

Seven,

Six,

Five

Saving 

Everybody’s lives

Four,

Three,

Two,

One

Grab her hand

And whisper “Run.”

THIS POST WINS THE INTERNET

(via worthyourweightinfanfiction)

My thoughts about the DW new episode

8x01 - “Deep Breath”

1) The whole episode was a bad copy of RTD Era. We have the Doctor telling someone “not to breath”. We have robots building their ship with human organs. We have the Doctor making some (inferior) joke about chips. We have him collapsing after regenerating. We have the companion not accepting the regeneration very well (although, Clara was quite stupid and prejudice about it, and Rose was just scared). The Doctor telling his companion that he misses his other companion. God, I could go on and on and on….

2) The plot was very weak and a big excuse to tell the fans that it’s ok for Capaldi to be older than the last Doctors. We all know that Capaldi is 100 years old and that that’s against everything we love and cherish about Doctor Who. How dare them? But seriously, it really annoyed me. Capaldi is an excellent actor and his age (the same as the First Doctor, by the way) shouldn’t be a problem. But apparently Moffat doesn’t think like that.

3) Misogyny, misogyny everywhere.

4) Matt Smith. Ok, I know most people had orgasms seeing him again, but I think that was one of the biggest problems in this episode. When Nine regenerated, Ten proved to Rose that he was the same man with actions. Twelve could do that by himself, but Moffat is so in love with himself with Eleven that he doesn’t even give us the chance to like the new Doctor THAT HE CREATED! (I predict jokes about how Eleven is better than Ten and Twelve… Maybe something about chapters again or even and odd numbers).

5) How did that dinosaur survived?? HOW? (I like it, though, but mostly because I love dinosaurs and that one was a very melancholic one).

6) What the hell is wrong with the opening song? It sounds like drunk children singing on a high pitched tone.

7) That being said, I really liked Capaldi as the Doctor. The episode was mediocre and the plot was stupid, but Capaldi’s passion for the show was palpable. I think I’m going to like him. But Moffat has to go.

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strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

vialsofbrightforgettingpowders:

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD
THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS

YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN
SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.

NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.
NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING

NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE

GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGESthanks for the tip karkat

strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

vialsofbrightforgettingpowders:

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD

THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS

YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN

SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.

NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.

NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING

NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE

GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGES
thanks for the tip karkat

(Source: sliceofbri, via thefaceofhoe)

Best Doctor Who scene EVER!

neil-gaiman:

fancakesforbreakfast:

neil-gaiman:

An ice bucket challenge. Mine. In a novelty bowtie. On the beach. With Death…

Neil Gaiman donates to ALS, does the ice bucket challenge without wasting water, and gets naked because his wife didn’t.

Well, yes. But I’m not going to mention those things just to get people to watch it. Oh, wait…

timespaceart:

kryptonitedippedincellulite:

timespaceart:

Found this on my Facebook feed. I am truly delighted that this exists. :D

Here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucsMHV8ybMs

GOOD LORD. THANK YOU! that was a wild 9:44 min, and I regret nothing.

You’re welcome :D You should watch the other ones!

timespaceart:

kryptonitedippedincellulite:

timespaceart:

Found this on my Facebook feed. I am truly delighted that this exists. :D

Here it is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucsMHV8ybMs

GOOD LORD. THANK YOU! that was a wild 9:44 min, and I regret nothing.

You’re welcome :D You should watch the other ones!
timespaceart:

Found this on my Facebook feed. I am truly delighted that this exists. :D

Here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucsMHV8ybMs

timespaceart:

Found this on my Facebook feed. I am truly delighted that this exists. :D

Here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucsMHV8ybMs